Israel, The Country - on Facebook

Someone created a Facebook for Israel, the country...some humorous...some so true - this is Israel...on Facebook!

The Basics

• Eye Color: Sunglasses
• Height: Petite
• Profession: Hi-tech
• Relationship Status: Single
• Religious Views: Open to all

My Favorites

• Favorite Color: Blue and white!
• Favorite Car: Japanese cars...!
• Favorite Movie: Givat Halfon eina ona (Halfon's Hill is not answering)
• Favorite Hobby: Planting trees and seeds of peace (at least trying to)
• Favorite Song/Singer: HaTikva! (Hope)
• Favorite Book/Author: The Ten Commendements
• Favorite Vacation Destination: Eilat
• Favorite Food: Hummus
• Favorite Animal: Dove
• Favorite Store: Duty free at Ben Gurion airport
• Favorite Celebrity : Theodor Hertzl
• Favorite Childhood Friend: Harry S. Truman
• Favorite Childhood Memory: May 14, 1948, my birth!!
• Favorite Person In Your Life: Feel lonely sometimes
• Favorite Facebook Application : Hug Me
• This or That
  Chocolate or Vanilla: Baklawa
• Big Mac or Whopper: Falafel
• Coke or Pepsi : Prigat
• Beer or Wine: Sabra liquor
• Coffee or Tea: Turkish coffee
• Apple Juice or O.J.: Tapuzina!
• Facebook or MySpace: facebook... to make you feel good
• Summer or Winter: This is Israel!
• Windows or Mac: Both are jewish, aren't they?
• Cats or Dogs: Camels
• Chips or Popcorn: Bamba
• Salty or Sweet: Spicy
• Morning or Night: 7 eleven
• Money or Love: LOVE! and money...
• Forgiveness or Revenge: Revenge, then forgiveness
• House or Apartment: Bomb shelters

Do You?

• Have Any Children: 7 million
• Smoke: not on duty
• Drink: not on duty
• Exercise: Debating
• Spend Your Life On Facebook: would like
• Belong To Any Organizations: would like to join OPEC (Organization of Petrol Exporting Countries), but don't have oil
• Speak Multiple Languages: oh yeah!
• Ice Skate: no ice here dude!
• Swim: of course! we have to be ready to be thrown in the sea one day
• Ski: at Mount Hermon, at least till we'll return it to Syria Have You Ever
  Been Drunk Before Noon: only after
• Got Caught Telling A Lie: never lie! remember the ten commendements?
• Fantasized About A Co-Worker: looking for a partner
• Cried During A Movie: course yes! have you ever seen an israeli movie???

Other

• Describe Yourself In One Word: Pretty Woman
• Biggest Fear: fearless...
• Biggest Mistake: being fearless...
• #1 Priority In Your Life: Peace!!!! or survival...
• Causes You Believe In: mine
• Where Are You Right Now: at the right place
• Where Would You Rather Be: here!
• Famous Person You Want To Meet: Superman
• Place To Visit Before You Die: I am immortal!